I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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