No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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