I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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