I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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