wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
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