i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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