Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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