I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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