I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I wannas sexs uuuuu
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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