she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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