so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Randomize
