I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
smell my finger.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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