He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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