he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Dick very happy bro
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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