I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
We are two peas in an std pod
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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