Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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