It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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