Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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