talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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