Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
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