Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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