My hair reeks of homosexuality.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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