): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
My vagina is very pro this idea
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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