weddingsv make me drug and hornr
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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