Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
found the other keg... it's in the tree
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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