i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
i dont even know how to be here
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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