I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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