a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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