so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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