...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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