Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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