You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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