His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I supernannyed him into submission
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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