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(410): View more from Maryland

...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...

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(518): View more from New York

I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.

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(815): View more from Illinois

I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.

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(763): View more from Minnesota

Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave

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(513): View more from Ohio

You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.

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(716): View more from New York

i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.

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(407): View more from Florida

And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.

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(516): View more from New York

If u could sum last night up in one word?

(315): View more from New York

omgwtfpineapple

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