All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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