i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
The adults are the big ones right?
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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