we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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