do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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