I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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