Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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