Dual....:-)
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
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