So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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