You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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