You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
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she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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