It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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