i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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