What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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