You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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