do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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