u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
NoShamevember. You game?
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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