Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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