I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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