I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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